"Party-vi" (party-vi) 01/17/2017 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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I got mother-fucked by a customer today in front of another customer. How’s your day going?

Spaceball-Two > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:01

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80% of my office is out with the flu and I’m doing six jobs. Plus I know I’m going to get sick and give it to my wife and kid. It’s a like train coming down the tracks and you can’t jump out of the way.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:01

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Is asking for details on said mother-fuck advisable?

Otherwise, I’ve been worrying about an albino cat lately.

Mercedes Streeter > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:03

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Reading Oppo while the customer takes care of her own problem. I love being a tech analyst.

Jcarr > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:03

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How does that work?

Wacko > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:06

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does that make you a MILF?

Or I guess the L is dropped

MIF

E90M3 > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:07

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Super shitty.

crowmolly > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:09

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The last song I heard getting out of my car was In a Big Country by Big Country. Been in my head all day.

So... not great.

Brian, The Life of > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:10

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Worse than yours :(

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/17/2017 at 15:10

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Brutal, man.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:11

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I’ve been better.

Party-vi > Wacko 01/17/2017 at 15:11

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that makes me a fuck-up according to one of my customers.

Party-vi > E90M3 01/17/2017 at 15:12

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Well fuck.

CB > E90M3 01/17/2017 at 15:12

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Well that blows. I’ve been there, and it sucks hard.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:13

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I have a lot of shit including some more shit and a whole lotta other shit due tonight.

Nibbles > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:15

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Surprisingly well. Production package efforts are going off without any errors, people are again listening to me when I say “you can’t do that”, workload is decreasing so I can focus more on getting it passed off to someone else.

Life is good

deekster_caddy > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:15

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Reminds me of the time I had a guy trying to return an exhaust system saying that it didn’t fit after it had been clamped in and run. I’m glad I don’t do retail anymore.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/17/2017 at 15:16

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Also, Hi James.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:16

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Sent out a $17,000 order on a COD basis, weather* held up the person who was supposed to be there with a cheque, and proclaimed himself to be insulted that the driver hadn’t started unloading without the cheque.

Buddy, #1 you were going to be late as it was. We had an agreed time. You knew the weather was going to be bad. Get your ass out earlier. #2 the driver was quite right not to unload $17k worth of shit before you got there with payment, no matter if you pay well or not. It’s called COD for a reason. Get over it. #3, you did have credit from us at one time. You took months to pay. I don’t care how good your behaviour has been after that, you’re COD again and staying that way.

And thanks to this dude dragging his ass, the driver is now right in the crosshairs of the freezing rain... and he’s heading north.

*More than weather. When you’re “15 minutes away” in an area with lots of alternate routes, you don’t get stuck behind an accident and be “10 minutes away” an hour later. You just don’t. Besides any half-decent person would have let you know. Somebody was deliberately being a douche and was pissed it didn’t work.

It’s all working out now, but at the time of... hair meet floor

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2017 at 15:17

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Hello.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:18

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I’m avoiding the process of combining a new customer drawing with my old drawing, as revised by me according to somebody else’s drawings, which were based the customer old drawings, except that the new customer drawings are really the old customer drawings again with a couple of things changed but missing the important things that I drew on *my* drawings.

“AutoCAD”

Party-vi > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 01/17/2017 at 15:18

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Inherited a project that uses a line-item estimating contract, and my customer wants to know why a price proposal was so much money, and I started to state the prices are high because the line item contract sets each price, and the line item contractor (also my customer) started mother-fucking me for blaming his price guide. $2,500 per linear foot of pipe is a shit ton, but that’s what our contract says we get paid.

Tripper > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:19

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I had a finger though the tp situation today. Otherwise it’s not too bad.

Party-vi > Tripper 01/17/2017 at 15:20

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You’re using too much force. Let the paper do the work for you.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/17/2017 at 15:21

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I avoid that by doing “design sketches”. You can’t base a contract off “design sketches”.

Tripper > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:22

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I thought to myself “why was I being so aggressive?” Too many espressos today I suspect.

Party-vi > Nibbles 01/17/2017 at 15:23

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Party-vi > Brian, The Life of 01/17/2017 at 15:24

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I saw. It’s making me feel better about my day, which is terrible but accurate.

Party-vi > crowmolly 01/17/2017 at 15:25

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yeah I wouldn’t trade you.

Party-vi > Jcarr 01/17/2017 at 15:25

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I have a customer, and a customer to that customer that I pay a percentage to for him to yell at me apparently.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:27

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I do “preliminary drawings” when I can, which are my private code for “are you sure this fucked up thing you requested is what you meant to request?” Of course, the project I’m tied up in right now is moving one of our previous projects into a space with a previous (completed) stage of an ongoing project and showing a new phase, all of which is altered by things not being built according to plan on-site (not our things). So, any “this is just a suggestion” safety valve option on the drawings in general has already been beaten, folded, spindled, mutilated, drowned, and set on fire. In a dumpster.

Wacko > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:27

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well you know what they say

The customer is always right!

except that guy he’s an Asshole who has no idea what he talking about.

Nibbles > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:27

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Oh and I bought a thing but won’t get it until the 27th. And the exhaust disintegrated on the Dakota so we’re getting this:

Party-vi > Nibbles 01/17/2017 at 15:29

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RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:35

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Today is pretty good. Yesterday however was different. Car would crank but not turn over and start after I had already taken a bunch of pre-workout.

diplodicus > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:38

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WTF kinda pipe is worth 2500/ft jesus christ.

Party-vi > diplodicus 01/17/2017 at 15:40

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Apparently 6" copper with fittings every 2 feet.

wiffleballtony > crowmolly 01/17/2017 at 15:54

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In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover’s voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:55

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I’m off on Tuesdays. So I’m at home playing GTA.

Could be much worse.

Chin up. Power through. You got this.

Party-vi > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/17/2017 at 15:57

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Powering through by generating a write down on this project. Boo and hiss.

nerd_racing > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:57

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he doesn’t know about the 3 shells

Party-vi > nerd_racing 01/17/2017 at 15:57

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Look at this guy who doesn’t know about the three shells?

crowmolly > wiffleballtony 01/17/2017 at 15:57

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Nice try, but it hasn’t left my head!

diplodicus > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 15:59

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I had a feeling you were going to say copper. Wtf requires 6" copper pipe though? That’s a lot a pipe.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 16:06

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I just told a client they need to dish out another $125k because their site is so messed up. Good client, I don’t like giving them bad news.

gmctavish needs more space > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 16:13

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Expecting 50mm of rain today, and another 50 tomorrow, and localized flooding. Luckily I don’t live where it’ll flood, but it took me about 15mins into my shift to get soaked since I forgot my rain jacket.

Party-vi > diplodicus 01/17/2017 at 16:21

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A state facility has existing galvanized domestic supply piping, and they are replacing the galvanized with copper to prevent buildup. Their existing pipes have up to 40% blockage right now. We’re installing a new booster pump station and they don’t want the old pipe to feed into the new pumps for our install.

Party-vi > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/17/2017 at 16:21

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Exactly. I hate telling customers they’re going to get charged more. Contrary to popular belief I don’t make money on change orders to my customer.

Dusty Ventures > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 16:41

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How dare they motherfuck the king motherfucker!

My route was bought by a new guy at the start of the year. New guy hasn’t figured out how to payroll yet, so I’ve got a surprise (unpaid) day off to keep him from going over budget.

RallyWrench > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 16:46

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Ah, customers. The often unfortunate byproduct of being in business. Sorry bud.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 16:51

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Think I scored a couple points with the girl I have a crush on, otherwise fairly unremarkable. Going to have a drink with a coworker (not her) later.

Party-vi > Dusty Ventures 01/17/2017 at 16:54

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > diplodicus 01/17/2017 at 16:59

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“That’s a lot a pipe.”
- JR Smith

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 17:04

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Broke old crown. Dentist couldn’t just replace it. Off to oral surgeon to extract tooth and have titanium implant put in gum so that fake tooth can be attached 3 months from now. Not enough bone to hold implant, so surgeon put in some goop that will form fake bone during next 3-4 months and then sewed it up.. In 4 months, implant will go in. 3-4 months after that, fake tooth can be attached.

Moral of the story — don’t do stupid stuff when you are a kid that will cause you to have a root canal and crown before you’re out of HS.

The Compromiser > Party-vi 01/17/2017 at 18:22

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So your dad came by?

Party-vi > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/17/2017 at 20:29

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fuuuuuuuuck all that. Puts my day in perspective.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 01/18/2017 at 01:05

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Fuck Christy

It’s not as condescending as Alcoa

Not as sad as this:

I met the damn gpa requirement. I wanted to argue.

edit kinja sized these so you’re going to have to the photos in a new tab.

pip bip - choose Corrour > E90M3 01/18/2017 at 04:55

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that sucks.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Party-vi 01/18/2017 at 05:50

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better than yours i’m guessing.

E90M3 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/18/2017 at 14:52

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Looks like they put a bunch of reasons on there, so I guess pick one?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 01/18/2017 at 15:01

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It seems generic. Eh I lost interest in them anyway.